🫧 Kelpie*

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Please don’t talk to me if you’re not sober
and talk to me forever if you’re vegan wow so hot of u

I’m mj! I’m an artist, queer, love science, and have chronic pain (eds, migraines, etc.) which is currently quite bad, so please be patient with me :꒱ frequently an anxious mess
Talk to me about your stuffies!!
Your hyperfixations!!
Your favorite animal!
I love hearing people talk about their favorite things (so so much)

About ❀

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breaking up my interests into aesthetically pleasing categories so my brain seems less messy

small n
fluffy n
soft

Stuffed Animals: I love them! and fluffy soft things in general…
Cozy Games: Hello Kitty Island Adventure, Cozy Grove, Dreamlight Valley, Stardew …
Media: Monster High, Barbie Movies, Muppets, the Busy World of Richard Scary, Octonauts, PBS Kids :꒱…
♥︎ Calico Critters, LPS, stickers, carebears
✘ loud noises, anger …
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Science,
Art, & Crow
Behavior

Shinies: I love finding lost little treasures and keeping them in a box …
Nature: Geology, biology, entomology, all the ologies. But marine biology is my favorite thing…
Media: Over the Garden Wall, Howls Moving Castle, Fantastic Mr.Fox, Nautilus live, nature docs…
♥︎ thrifting, talking to bugs, werewolves, marimo, giving sticks back to trees…
✘ everything?? sigh…
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Myths,
Spikes n
Bowie

Cryptids: And mythical creatures in general! mothman, kelpies, dragons, jackalopes eee…
Greek Mythology: When people ask my favorite book I suppress the urge to say “mythical field guides” and say The Song of Achilles instead…
Media: Genshin, The Labrynth, Arrival, Monty Python, Maurice. …
♥︎ Fungi, Astronomy, deep sea, gargoyles, moths, making patches
✘ Republicans…

Wow this template came with a third page…I could fill this bad boy with so many pictures of squid…digital commissions and art trades technically open ? maybe.

I just wanna be a creature being human is overwhelming and I don’t get it……please don’t steal my art ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱……every moment of every day I’m thinking about every scene from the princess briderespectfully duel me like one of your bi pirates